"First things first," he spit out as he barged through the door unannounced.
"Excuse me?” I replied rubbing the sleep that had recently accumulated in the corners of my eyes.
"I'm here to set things straight," he continued unfazed.
“Set what things straight?”
“The corners. The angles. The parts of speech that fall on deaf ears!”
On any other day the sudden arrival of a strange man dressed all in black spouting nonsensical clichés would have sent my mental faculties off to the land of fear and paranoia. This morning however, I felt ready for anything. Although my memories of last night were foggy at best, the drugs must have been of the highest quality.
“Lets start at the beginning!” He exclaimed, so that is where I too will begin.