"First things first," he spit out as he barged through the door unannounced.

"Excuse me?� I replied rubbing the sleep that had recently accumulated in the corners of my eyes.

"I'm here to set things straight," he continued unfazed.

�Set what things straight?�

�The corners. The angles. The parts of speech that fall on deaf ears!�

On any other day the sudden arrival of a strange man dressed all in black spouting nonsensical clich�s would have sent my mental faculties off to the land of fear and paranoia. This morning however, I felt ready for anything. Although my memories of last night were foggy at best, the drugs must have been of the highest quality.

�Lets start at the beginning!� He exclaimed, so that is where I too will begin.

The beginning�

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